50 Brilliant Sarcastic Jokes That Will Crack You Up When You’re Feeling Snarky 1
- Always remember: You’re just as unique as everybody else.
- Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?
- Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky.
- Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?
- Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face—once you shove them down the stairs, that is.
- Hear that? It’s the sound of you not talking for once.
- Hi there, I’m human. What are you?
- Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.
- I always tell new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.”
- I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.
- I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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