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How to use this site – Updated

NEW: make sure you know what kind of mite you are dealing with. Send me a comment and I'll work with you.

OK, bad news: You are part of a website community that has committed to test solutions I come up with. The solution may change, in fact they will change, sometimes dramatically.

Your job is to give me feedback, and not consider any solution final, until I publish the "report" which is not foreseeable in the near future... given that the science is still in flux.

Therefore: do not buy large quantities of anything... you may be are wasting your money. I will buy stuff... test, but you should not jump into conclusions.

Also, no cross usability between mite species solutions. They are as different as, let's say a lion and a cow... so please don't be stupid.

Also, don't make up your own solutions, you will end up not knowing why something works or doesn't work...

Unless a test is reproducible, it is not a true test. If you signed up by mistake and you didn't come here to help me test and find a solution, you can leave now. I will stop your payments, and will restart them when I will be certain I have a solution. Please email me.

Please, please, please. Until it can be codified, read everything, but don't get confused. If you need to email me, then do... Only for clarification.

Thank you.

PS: categories may be a good indication, so look at the category of the article. OK?

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Update on the mites project

The mites project is whipping my ass...

I thought I would report to you on how the mites project is going.

If tonight is an indication of how I am doing: I haven't gained any ground... I am itching, uninvited guests are swarming on me, and I feel absolutely powerless over it.

All hope is not lost yet... something I ordered is being sent, slowly, from Southern Florida... and I am just one hour south of the Canadian border... grrr.

Of course, I have hopes... And we shall see... I am not giving up, the alternative is killing myself. Imagining my life remaining like this makes it clear: I have to win at this.

also... Writing the report on fighting the mite epidemic has been murder...

As you may remember, I am dyslexic. So is my little brother.

In dyslexia the brain doesn't quite get built according to the blueprint: some brain cells go where they weren't planned to be, and some areas don't have enough brain cells.

One of the functions of the brain that I didn't get enough brain cells for is organization. I have a hard time putting things together in an orderly fashion, organizing my stuff at home, or in an office, even organizing a website, a lecture, a webinar.

It got even worse after may brain damage, but I can't really blame it on that: I am just not equipped to organize anything well.

Now, that I am attempting to write this report on fighting the mite epidemic, I am really discouraged.

It is all about organization. I feel screwed.

No amount of inspiration, no amount of divine guidance will help me through it... it is all presenting complete information in an organized fashion.

I am thinking of writing it as articles... and that may work, but the thought that it is "in order to" write complete information freaks me out.

I even hate reading well organized books: they are dry and boring. My style is meandering... lol.

And when I look that the result of months of research, about a thousand dollars in expenses is going to be a short, maybe seven page report... I cringe...

Anyway, I just want you to know that I am still testing, and writing, about half a page at a time, and there will be a report.

The latest piece of the puzzle turned out to not fit the puzzle.

Another piece is coming hopefully on Monday, and I hope I didn't make a mistake in that.

I think I'll set up a membership site and will give access to you when you pay for the report. The people that have pre-purchased access will get immediate access, even if the information is not complete.

Given that 35% of my readers have mites, you have a one in three chance that you do have them. If you have weight issues, like sweets, bread, juices, milk, cookies, your chances are about 100%.

I know there are a lot of sites that deal with the issue. I also know that after reading those sites, thoroughly, it still took me and my friend several weeks experimentation and a thousand dollars of products spent on stuff that didn't do anything permanent.

So, you have a choice: follow the experimentation route, or get the precise tested specific information, and the subsequent updates. It is totally up to you.

But if somebody had told me: give me $27 and spend $40 of products and you'll be done, I would have gone for that.

Ear Mites – article in process

After a whole year of no ear mites, I am forced to deal with ear mites again.

My driver has ear mites.
I am afraid to tell her.

So every Tuesday I get re-infested.

My level of self-awareness has improved a lot in the past year, so I am seeing more.

1. The mites themselves actually don't live in your ears. They may socialize there, find a partner to have babies with, and they lay their eggs there.

2. A single mite who is intent to irritate your ear to produce ear wax can feel worse than having hundreds of ear mites in your ear...

3. Ear wax is the food the babies grow up on.

3. Ear wax and butter are very similar, as far as ear mites go... so our butter traps work very well

4. These butter mite traps were that last time helped me get rid of these ear mites.

It is time to put them to work.... again.

5. In the meantime: clean your ears with alcohol containing liquid: I use my Energy remedies that have some vodka in the water... or you can use Apple Cider Vinegar... it's an alcoholic fermentation of apples.

Drip it in the ear, agitate the liquid with a q-tip, much like you'd use a plunger. Don't hurt your ear drum. Do this often... until you have no more wax in your ears. You'll know because finally you'll feel the ear mites...

Rinse your hair and your body with cheap wine, or diluted Apple Cider Vinegar.

The mites get all lax with the alcohol.

Wash all your clothes. Treat all your animals.

Place the butter mite traps around, also in your laundry basket.

Find the design for the traps elsewhere on this site...

Here is a more organized version of what to do with itch mites (vaginal)

1. Buy D-Mannose and consume 1 teaspoon of it three times a day. In water, in capsules, in your tea. Just take it.

2. Drink two cups of Ginger tea, fresh. You can sweeten it, you can put lemon in it... Just make it strong enough, and fresh. A thumb size piece of ginger thinly sliced, steeped in hot water. Do not cook.

3. Soak your bedsheets, including pillows, in Borax. Same with your intimate clothing, underpants, bras, undershirts. Anything you wear on your skin. My experience is that it needs at least 8 hours in the borax water. Do this at least once a week, if you can, more often.

It may take many months before you completely gotten rid of, but after a month or two you'll be able to sleep, relative undisturbed.

Itch mites – some progress

In the past five weeks I tested six different methods of getting rid of the itch mites.

Some success, but not perfect yet.

Here are my findings:

  1. Itch mites' exosceleton, the rough outside that allows them to create the wounds on you is sensitive to a certain sugar: D-Mannose. It even kills many of the mites, but not all. It depends on the kind of contact with the dissolved sugar.

    I have found that if you dissolve the D-Mannose in water, and spray it or dub it on the skin, contact with an itch mite kills the mite. Fast. A few seconds.

    I have been also testing the D-Mannose internally: using it dissolved in water, tea, juice. The quantity that is definitely effective is about 2-3 tablespoons a day. It doesn't kill the mites, but it removes their hard shell. They will die without the protection.

  2. Diligence in washing the floors and clothes in Borax is very important: itch mites can survive off the body indefinitely. It's best to change your sheet daily, and soak it in Borax water, dry it, and use it again. Same with towels. How much Borax? I use muscle test... it's always a little more than I felt. Regular detergent doesn't kill the mites.

    I am using bulksupplements.com for D-Mannose, and use the 20 mules brand of Borax that you can find in your grocery store.

Vaginal Itch mites developments

It seems that the males are successfully avoiding you, and they make out, copulate, make babies on the floor. So we need something to wash the floors with, spray them, something that would make the males infertile, like neem.

Turns out that dandelion roots are such... I haven't tested them, but most everyone in temperate climates, has dandelion in their yard, so it may be an easily attainable solution. It's not the only plant, I will keep on looking, for example for Indians, or other continents.

Another new thing: Stevia in the irrigation or bath water also kills itch mites... I haven't found the concentration yet.

I am looking for new ways...

Now, what if you have itch mites and you hate Neem? Can you just use the floor washing? I hope so. I love Neem, I even love its smell, but I am weird. I'll keep you posted.

Weekly reinfestation -corrected again

So, it's Tuesday 11 am.

I left home at 9 am, no mites of any kind.

I just got home,

  • three dead spider mites in my stomach with 10 spider mite eggs
  • 30 vaginal itch mites that have already laid 10 eggs
  • 8 ear mites that have laid seven eggs.

So, what do I do to get back to no mites, fast?

I knew this was going to happen, given that I spent time in a car full of mites and at my chiropractor with really hungry mites...

    1. Drank my strong ginger tea... I prepared it before I left... in three minutes all the eggs were dead. I was within the 2 hours, and luckily no spider mites thought of laying eggs in my vagina... there the eggs develop light speed faster... by now I would have nymphs... ugh.
    2. I'll take a bath (not shower) with boric acid in the water to decimate the itch mites. And then I'll do an irrigation to get rid of the eggs.... First the bath, then the irrigation. Important. Or better yet, in the middle of your bath, while in the water, do the irrigation. It can even be plain water...
    3. get the ear mites and their eggs out of my ears with alcoholic solution.
    4. reapply the Neem oil and start my day.
    5. Dust crucial areas of my body, ankles, butt, under the panties elastics, and under the bra area with Boric Acic, and gently mix the powder and the Neem on the body.
      It seems that the itch mites get all huffy puffy after a boric acid bath... not the dead ones, but the ones that come on the body from chairs, clothes, floor.

      Of all the mites, the itch mites are the most unpleasant, like wearing a garment made of goat or horse hair... horrid.

    You miss any of these steps and you are back to a full-blown infestation. Don't do it. Please.

Why I don’t write about demodex – face – mites?

When I look at what people are searching about mites, I find that they are searching for dust mites and demodex mites.

Dust mites don't live on you, and don't bother you.
And demodex mites are searched for by young girls with pimples... not my typical clientele...

But, if you have issues with demodex mite, or pimples, and you are already a member, just ask away. Neem oil makes the males shoot blanks, so it works against demodex mites too.

What is the main principle of our method of getting rid of the mites?

The main thrust of what we do here, the main thrust, the core principle is to cause the mites to die out by preventing the male mites to impregnate the females.

Why? why don't we go straight to killing the mites themselves?

Two reasons: we haven't found anything really that makes it possible for us to kill something we can't see... shooting in the dark is not a good sport.

Second: so far they respond to our attempts to kill them directly with becoming super sexually active...

The third is important too: I haven't found anything that kills spider mites. And of all the mites, spider mites are the most harmful, kill the most people, and make you sickest... just ask Theo, or me.

So, here I am writing these articles, and it occurs to me to muscle test how many mites there are on my chair. Answer: 20... Then I muscle test them by type, and surprise: all of them are spider mites, all of them are female.

And all of them are on the underside of the chair. Waiting for a male spider mite to come along and impregnate them.

There is a shortage of male spider mites... I picked some up yesterday at my chiropractor, had five batches of eggs deposited in me, but so far nothing today.Maybe it was one male, and it's resting. Maybe it died of exertion... lol. Who knows, it hasn't been active today.

For good measure, I also smeared Neem oil on the pole that holds the seat of my chair... Let's hope that we can emasculate a few more male spider mites... I am all for it.

I continue to test…

  1. I find the current solutions still very clunky, and incompatible with life... duties, marriage, job.

    So I am looking for a solution to replace the neem oil, or at least be as good as neem oil.

    So I am going to test drinking Neem leaf tea. I know it's bitter... but I'll drink it like medicine.

    It has to be able to make the male mites infertile, like the Neem oil.

  2. I have bought fresh ginger: how lovely. I made a big pot of tea to kill the spider mite eggs that got into me while I was at the chiropractor. I also had eggs in me when I woke up... and eggs in my vagina, spider mite eggs.

    Spider mites are very militant, and very concerned: they wait at the "exit" point all day to greet their offspring, and if none coming, they are angry and bite. Their bites are as big as a bit from something 20 times their size... makes no sense. Deep, painful, bleeding. Angry.

    The challenge with spider mites is this: one fertile male can fertilize hundreds of females. I haven't found a way to kill the females: in fact I haven't found a way, other than manually crushing it, to kill any adult spider mite... muscle test says: nothing kills it.

    That is why marijuana growers prefer natural enemies, predator mites... and Neem.

    I am still not at peace unleashing predator mites in my home.